What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:05

Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger